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major yo 

The practice of joyfully using a household item for purposes other than which they were intended.
-"Hey fresh, what are you doing with that vaccuum cleaner?"

-"I'm playin' major yo(pronounced 'majuh-YO')!"

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major yo by Chief Nasty Mutha November 28, 2009
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Major_Yoshi 

A very BIG STRONG MEATY MAN
He can be found making movies in your moms house while banging her.
"HOLY FUCK IT'S MAJOR_YOSHI!!!!"
Major_Yoshi by Ya ma Gay November 20, 2022

What is your major malfunction? 

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"
The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

See you in the major leagues 

A sentence where men cried...
"See you in the major leagues, Jack."

You Suck Major Ass

When one does something really uncool
Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass
You Suck Major Ass by the madster November 26, 2007

Look at your major

A phrase said by band geeks to remind other band geeks to watch the drum major so that they stay in tempo. Drum majors are the leaders of the band, and, among other responsibilities, they give the band the tempo. If you don't look at your major, the band could fall apart.

Always look at your major.
Dude 1: Ready for today's contest?

Dude 2: Yeah, just don't forget to look at your major!

Dude 1: I won't!
Look at your major by A Sharp Major February 21, 2021

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