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majonk is a word used when something is crazy weird and but awesome at the same time
dude that is majonk
majonk by maiahyyy June 25, 2022
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Majook is a term used to describe a legendary black cat that doesn't like Tiger and Koojam.

Other variations of Majook include Magic and The Jook.
Look over there, it's Majook
Majook by makooger October 4, 2019

malonkers 

Used in conjunction with the word 'bonkers' to exaggerate the point of an items or situations level of being bonkers.

Believed to have originated in the Burton on Trent area of UK when the originator either required his/her point to be exaggerated or could not think of another word that rhymed with bonkers.
‘last night was bonkers malonkers’ – the previous nights events were, indeed, crazy/ exciting/ extraordinary.

‘That girl is bonkers malonkers’ – the girl is a little crazy
malonkers by scott wallis June 11, 2006
Majok is a very interesting young man that all the ladies love every time he walks into the school grounds he is flooded with people
Majok
majok by Anonymous 1256 October 2, 2020

Majongalonghallows

of or relating to the breasts of a female; large tits; milk dispensers
Kyle: "Yo Derek, you see the size of Amanda's majongalonghallows?"
Mark: "Yeah her majongalonghallows are f*cking massive, bro."
Derek: "Word, I'll have to check out Amanda's jugs!"
Majongalonghallows by JR43 February 28, 2019
A term of endearment referring to a fabled man who lived in ballyfarnon.
"Where is majone?"
majone by Yuuuurtt November 24, 2019
Magical hijinkx. Like pulling a Houdini, but funnier.
i.e. Like David Blane freaking out strangers in the street. Or the crazy sh!t you might have got into last night but can't fully explain.

in a sentence: David Blane pulled some major majinka on some drunk folks at a bar.

or: We pulled a majinka when we woke up with no memory of how the car ended up in the swimming pool.
Majinka by HellsBelle_30 March 27, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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