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majook
mamook
mamook by Inbreds R Us October 11, 2020
Mahooka
An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
spooked magook
spooked magook by YUYUSAYINGMYNAMEWRNG July 28, 2020
Mazook
A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.
Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."
Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!
Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!
Mazook by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019
pooj majooj
When a girl puts a funnel with a tube into a guys asshole and pours down a steaming hot pot of curry into his asshole
Bro she’s hit as fuck but you gotta survive the pooj majooj
OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH
OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH
pooj majooj by Mr. Hallal August 19, 2023
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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