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majook
mamook
mamook by Inbreds R Us October 11, 2020
Mahooka
An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
spooked magook
spooked magook by YUYUSAYINGMYNAMEWRNG July 28, 2020
Mazook
A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.
Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."
Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!
Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!
Mazook by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019
pooj majooj
the act of sliding a kitchen funnel into your partner’s anus and taking a freshly cooked & hot pot of curry and pouring it into the rectum funnel for prostate stimulation (if male) of anal pleasure (if female)
pooj majooj by chocolate queef burger August 19, 2023
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