majok

Majok is a very interesting young man that all the ladies love every time he walks into the school grounds he is flooded with people

Majok

majok by Anonymous 1256 October 2, 2020

Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang 

A dirty black broke Sudanese rufugee that is darker than a black hole, you can usually see it spawn in a KFC or inside a prison cell for overdue child support payments.
Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang is its simplified name, its real name is Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang Koul Tyrone Jerome Mustafa Ding Deng Dong

1: Hey bro, come to Kfc with us!
2: Ew, no! I don't want to go to Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang's house!

Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang by Oohambatukam October 16, 2023

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major 

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major by Turds Ditmars December 24, 2012

madoka magica 

Madoka Magica is an anime that decieves people in to believing in hope, justice and dreams, and crushes it, breaks then so badly that even a god cannot save it.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! JUST LIKE MADOKA MAGICA!

madoka magica by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards October 2, 2016

Major Tom 

It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.

Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.

Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.

Major Tom by Doses of Happiness June 30, 2019

c major lips 

when one's lips look of josh dun's. To explain how ones lips are viewed. In account to the forest fic.

A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes (and C major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth) stands up.

c major lips by jishbuns January 23, 2017

madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

madokaism by yatomeino August 20, 2018