mac-jack

Someone who uses a macintosh and thinks they're the greatest things ever. Usually doesn't know a damn thing about computers.

That mac-jack has every piece of mac compatible software and it can't even fill his harddrive.

by JiaXue November 24, 2003

Mac jack

Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention

Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class

by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009

Mac and Jack

A variation of Mac and Cheese. Instead of using milk for the cheese sauce, you use Jack Daniels.

Tom: Yo, you see last week's Epic Meal Time? They made some killer Mac and Jack.

Jerry: Dude I know! I made some last night and it was awesome!

by Lord_Squeaks January 10, 2012

jack mac

A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.

Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits

Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.

by paddymac September 11, 2009

jack mac attack

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole

Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!

by trailerpark jesus January 02, 2014

Mac n' Jack

A Mac n' Jack is when you revive a hand job while eating a bowl of mac and cheese.

"Yeah Cindy gave me a Mac n' Jack while watched interstellar last night."

by NormanFives December 11, 2017

Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy April 13, 2016