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Magicarp 

During sex, one of the partners will start to mimic the flopping motion of Magicarp's splash attack erratically, arms tucked into your sides, and legs close together, whilst repeating the word Magicarp as you flail, as a pokemon would. Best used whilst in a prone sexual position, whilst on top of your partner.
Nigella:'Tom pulled a Magicarp on me last night!'
Mary:'Whats that?'
Nigella:'He started to flop up and down on top of me, whilst shouting magicarp!'
Magicarp by nerd-do-well January 7, 2011

Magicarping

When you go to have sex but don't know what you're doing so you flop around and hope for the best, but nothing happens...
My new boyfriend was magicarping on me last night. He was so pathetic!
Magicarping by Anarkey November 13, 2013

Magicarp 

1. Shrek's right hand.
2. The strongest Pokémon
3. Floppy motions
4. Floppy winds
5. TaLkInG lIkE gAmZeE
1. I hear Magicarp will punish him.
2. That man had three Magicarps, no way I can beat him!
3. Why is he Magicarping all over the floor?
4.This bluster is really Magicarp.
5. SwIg M8
Magicarp by K4w4iiH4w4ii December 1, 2014

Majinscars Gaming 

Majinscars gaming is majinscars gaming.
MAJINSCXRZ: Majinscars gaming.
Person 2: Majinscars gaming.

mancarpet 

Wild's teeth were full of mancarpet after he was through with Teddy.
mancarpet by PISCES838 September 7, 2005

Magicarp4563 

During sex, one of the partners will start to mimic the flopping motion of Magicarp's splash attack erratically, arms tucked into your sides, and legs close together, whilst repeating the word Magicarp as you flail, as a pokemon would. Best used whilst in a prone sexual position, whilst on top of your partner.
Nigella:'Tom pulled a Magicarp4563 on me last night!'
Mary:'Whats that?'
Nigella:'He started to flop up and down on top of me, whilst shouting Magicarp4563!'