stg

stg means swear to god. you are annoyed or reflecting on someone's stupidity

Person 1: look @ all these people commenting stupid stuff under my photos
Person 2: omg ikr, i stg ! they need to go away

by LittleBoyDeGrimeDog August 02, 2016

stg

people use the phrase stg in text. it means "swear to god"

boy 1: oh my god this teacher is so annoying.
boy 2: i stg if she doesn't stop, i'm going to be so annoyed.

by your friendly neighborr May 06, 2020

stg

swear to god; if you're gonna promise something dumb

I stg I didn't do that shit bro
I stg I DIDN'T FUCK YOUR CHICK

by E fucking mu January 31, 2017

stg

Short for "swear to God"

I stg that if you don't stop talking, I'm smacking you.

by Pradughh July 09, 2017

stg

stg is short for swear to god

Ariana:Bitch your ugly asf

Selena:Stg shut fuck up Ariana

by Sexyhornybish June 23, 2017

stg

(-noun -abbreviation)
stg stands for 'small tits girl'. Generally used to describe a female person (or virtual character) with small-sized breasts.

The abbreviation can (relatively) safely be used among friends in public places, without raising suspicion of the person in question.

(First seen being used in source-code of some game as a reference to a female npc)

person A: Hey, you see that stg at 3 o'clock?
person B: That blonde? Yeah, so?
Person A: She's cute!
Person B: Dude... why do you always go mental about planks?

by Mister G July 05, 2010

stg

swear to god

i stg i heard some footsteps man this is creepy as fuck RUN WHILE U STILL CAN!!!

by john yolo August 08, 2017