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Magicarp 

During sex, one of the partners will start to mimic the flopping motion of Magicarp's splash attack erratically, arms tucked into your sides, and legs close together, whilst repeating the word Magicarp as you flail, as a pokemon would. Best used whilst in a prone sexual position, whilst on top of your partner.
Nigella:'Tom pulled a Magicarp on me last night!'
Mary:'Whats that?'
Nigella:'He started to flop up and down on top of me, whilst shouting magicarp!'
Magicarp by nerd-do-well January 7, 2011
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Magicarp 

1. Shrek's right hand.
2. The strongest Pokémon
3. Floppy motions
4. Floppy winds
5. TaLkInG lIkE gAmZeE
1. I hear Magicarp will punish him.
2. That man had three Magicarps, no way I can beat him!
3. Why is he Magicarping all over the floor?
4.This bluster is really Magicarp.
5. SwIg M8
Magicarp by K4w4iiH4w4ii December 1, 2014

magickarpusedfly 

magickarpusedfly is a youtuber that many watch. but many of thouse people think he is retarded. ironicly the people who say he is retarded are also retarded.
some dude: hey man want to go watch some magickarpusedfly?
some dumbass hater: naw man he retarded.
some dude: so? you are too.
some dumbass : fuk u.

MagikarpUsedFly 

I don't know I'm just here from his new GangPlank video :P
"MagikarpUsedFly -A asshole on youtube that is bad at League of Legends" Fuck you man.......
MagikarpUsedFly by r4z3 April 12, 2017

Magikarp 

The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.
Boy: Go Magikarp!
Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...
Magikarp by Uber Magikarp January 20, 2009

Magikarpal tunnel 

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.
Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."

Magikarpusedfly 

A asshole on youtube that is bad at League of Legends
fuck Magikarpusedfly
Magikarpusedfly by CatmanSwedish October 12, 2016
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