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The Magician
The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*
Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*
Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006
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Meat Magician
A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...
sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
Meat Magician by Nicktacular August 10, 2009
dick magician
A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.
dick magician by Call me Richard January 9, 2017
the slippery magician
the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her
the slippery magician by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006
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