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Majolical
A scented paper used to arouse your wife after sustained periods of sexual drought. Word is often spoken of an ancient Majolical which was used in the great wife wetting incident of 1675, 53 wives en mass were exposed to a Majolical so pungent their vaginas convulsed and enveloped a small portion of Cunt, over the centuries this region became pronounced "Kent" and the name changed to suit. It is here that the tradition of underwear was first started to prevent Majolical related land destruction occuring again. Also a form of arm wrestling confined to pubs named "The crusty trousers".
"Fetch the Majolical my wife is dry as a cream cracker"
"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"
"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"
Majolical by Reginauld Hooterschmee December 3, 2006
Related Words
maholic • Maiolica • Mahalicious • mahomicide • Majolical • mayolickdeeznuts • meholic • Miholics • Miholich • MOHolic
MOHolic
Ricky: Hey did you hear that juan played medal of honor for 48 hours straight!
brian: Wow what a MOHolic
brian: Wow what a MOHolic
MOHolic by Treyarchsux April 10, 2011
Miholich
The last name of overlooked, of the under dog, the guy everyone should be, the one who comes in clutch, who'll be there to help you up. The one to treat your lady like a queen. He's miholich
Miholich by Anonymous.net September 26, 2017
Justin miholics
Justin miholics by Fat ass and skinny prick May 21, 2011
Miholics
Her best friend sneezed,and spread her Miholics.
Mom had company over and later found out her friend was sick mom got angry and asked her why'd you come over here spreading Miholics
Mom had company over and later found out her friend was sick mom got angry and asked her why'd you come over here spreading Miholics
Miholics by Poogie800103 January 7, 2017
mayolickdeeznuts
Best person out there cuz they’re nickname is lays and I love them so much, they deserve the world<3
Mayolickdeeznuts, she is!!
mayolickdeeznuts by MayolickdeeznutsSupermacy July 2, 2021
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