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A person who is annoying or continuously roasts you
What you call your friend when they make a bad joke or pun
Ethan: Hey Merissa
Merissa: what
Ethan: What's the worst part about throwing a party in space?
Merissa: no please don-
Ethan: YOU HAVE TO PLAN-ET!
Merissa: you are such a magobi
magobi by magobi January 24, 2017
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1. To drink untill the point of blacking out yet some how not. Generally results in forgeting about the entire night.

2. Wanting to get drunk.

3. Getting a party started by drinking.
Person 1: last night was a great night.
Person 2: WTF!! how Maggsied were you?

I'm getting so maggsied tonight to forget today.

Large group of people shouting: LETS GET MAGGSIED!!!
Maggsied by Mr thingogo January 13, 2011
Very large, impressive, awesome,great
That Hummer is a magodie of a car. That babe has magodie tits
Magodie by Vincent Fook August 7, 2006

magooing 

The state of being oblivious; unaware of the events and/or people around you. This can be a result of a drug induced state or the typical condition of a rather ditsy person. It comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo.
I saw Tracy driving down the road and I waved, but she was clearly magooing.
magooing by Sheryl D May 31, 2006

małgosia 

Małgosia is full of life and witt and will show you up at anything.
Oh Małgosia yeah shes a genius.
małgosia by nightskate November 17, 2019
MAGOTI
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa (nigahiga) for "most annoying gamers on the Internet."
MAGOTI
1. The Trolls
A : Dude, Do you got any flashbang?
B : I flashbang yo mom. HUEHUEHUE
A : Dude, that's gross
B : Ur mom gross. PFFTTT
2. The Shitake Mushroom
Example :
-Get Rek'd
-You mad bro?
-Speak english you chinese m*therfuckers
3.The Noob Caller
They look for every single mitsake so that they can call you out on it
Example :
...
"It's mistake not mistake.. you noob"
4. The AFK
.....
5. The Excuses Guy
He/She never wrong
Example :

-My team is so bad
-My computer lag so much
-I'm so drunk right now
5. The Desprate Guy
Example :

Girl : Need Medic
and then every fucktard give her medic
6. The Mic Abuser
The guy who shout loudly, play music etc
7. The Bossy Guy
The guy who get mad at everyone else because they're not doing exactly what he told them to do.
8. Stat Whores
People who only care about themselves did whatever to get a good score but don't give a fuck for a team
9. Rage Quitters
.... kaBOOM!
10. Ur mom. PFFFTTTT
magoti by Okami-maru March 7, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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