magoozlum 

Crap, garbage, useless Pap.

As in Raymond Chandler‘s The Long Goodbye : “…if I ever finish that stack of magoozlum on the desk there I may possibly have written 13 shitty best sellers.”

magoozlum by Pseudonymous The Elder August 9, 2022

magoozler

marijuana smoking friends.

hey isint that one of the magoozlers?

magoozler by eketron vaughn smackingsworth September 2, 2009

magoosalum 

An indescriminate amount of a gellatenous or viscous fluid.

"Just dab a little magoosalum on there!"

"I passed out drunk at a frat party and woke up with magoosalum all over my face!"

magoosalum by John Pressley June 24, 2008

Moozlum 

Slang for Muslim, a Shadman

Shadman is a Moozlum

Moozlum by Moozlum Metalhead July 12, 2011

magooglymonkey

what you say when you're so high/wasted that you just cant laugh
yeah, it actually happens, and magooglymonkey makes you laugh

'HE TOTALLY JUST PISSED HIS PANTS! OMG!'
'omg omg omg...magooglymonkey...HAHAHA"

magooglymonkey by kcccccccccccccccc April 29, 2007

magoozle 

A magoozle is a method by which we get things done in America. It's neither legal or illegal, but it gets the job done.

from Doc Maynard: The Man Who Invented Seattle by Bill Speidel

Joe is taking forever to process your request, so - instead of contacting your boss and escalating through official channels - you take Joe out for a drink and generate some goodwill. Or, you just do it anyway. Either way, the job gets done... from inside the gray area. That's a magoozle!

magoozle by Jason1215 May 19, 2006