magoozle

A magoozle is a method by which we get things done in America. It's neither legal or illegal, but it gets the job done.

from Doc Maynard: The Man Who Invented Seattle by Bill Speidel

Joe is taking forever to process your request, so - instead of contacting your boss and escalating through official channels - you take Joe out for a drink and generate some goodwill. Or, you just do it anyway. Either way, the job gets done... from inside the gray area. That's a magoozle!

by Jason1215 May 19, 2006

magoozler

marijuana smoking friends.

hey isint that one of the magoozlers?

by eketron vaughn smackingsworth September 2, 2009

majoozle

To smoke a lot of marijuana, and consequently speak in profoundments, most of which you think are completely mind-blowing despite the fact that they could be thought up by 5 year olds.

"Yes, Bob, I know that grapefruits don't even look like grapes. Don't majoozle on me."

by fsalhdsfakjhds May 15, 2008

Mr. Magoogles

The frog school mascot in 'Max Keeble's Big Move' that Troy McGinty (Noel Fisher) is afraid of.

Mr. Magoogles is the most hated mascot of all time.

by Mr. Smoutch March 24, 2011

Magoogle

Families that picnic, camp or otherwise invade your space in parks, wilderness areas, beaches or any other open place. Magoogling happens because families have lost any sense of privacy and assume that if you are in that place, clearly that is the only place for people to be.

"Let's walk farther down the beach so we don't get Magoogled."

"Nothing keeps away the Magoogles like a couple of naked men."

We were smoking pot and talking about sex, but the Magoogles found us and picnicked right next to us!

by Magoogle hater September 18, 2011

magoogle

When you search for something on google but your not sure how to search for what you are looking for so you get limited or inaccurate results. Named after the cartoon character Mr. Magoo.

I was searching how to invert my penis and my query was so bad it came back with an address for a theme park... I just magoogled myself.

by JandJ_Erryday November 25, 2022

magoogle

The creepy doll off of the "Saw" movies.

Magoogle: I want to play a game, Tom.
Tom: OMG NOT THE MAGOOGLE DOLL!!

by Joey Hogy December 16, 2008