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magnificent 7 

when at a bar with 6 friends and its time leave for whatever reason and one, many or all of your party is displeased with the service of the bar staff a magnificent 7 may be called.
this requires all 7 people to urinate into a pint glass. next place a bar coaster over the top of the glass, tip the glass upside down and place onto the bar. the coaster is then removed leaving the air locked urine in the glass.
the beauty of the magnificent 7 is that once a glass has been removed by the bar staff the urine will cover the bar and staff and after which the bar staff will realize there is still another 6 glasses to remove.
person a; hey man did you go out last night?
person b; yeah mate just went down the local with the boys!
person a; ohh yeah how was it?
person b; yeah not to bad heyy, davvo wasnt to happy with the bartender so he called a magnificent 7, poor girl think it was he first night on the job
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . . 

The greatest quote ever made . . . . M.L King

It was made popular by Linkin Parks 'A Thousand Suns' album (Track 11)

Check below for the full excerpt . . .
I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight because my conscience leaves me no other choice. .

A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war: "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into veins of people nomally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

Beyond Vietnam: A Time to Break the Silence by Rev. Martin Luther King

4 April 1967

Magnificent Bastard 

A Magnificent Bastard (MB) is someone who is all about unpretentious whiskey knowledge, all kinds of whiskey everywhere, they are about shenanigans, from dad-jokes to salty memes. They learn, they share, they shenanigan. To find a Magnificent Bastard in the wild, you will need to ask someone "How do you Whiskey?" A Magnificent Bastard will reply "With Magnificence"
A magnificent bastard is NOT a whiskey snob.

Magnificent Bastard 

There's a certain type of character that defies such definitions as hero or villain, good or evil, friend or enemy. Love him or loathe him, you have to admire him. And at the end of the day, there's only one thing we can call him... a Magnificent Bastard.

The Magnificent Bastard is intelligent, capable, supremely competent, and always in control. He can be playing everyone from both ends, or making it up as he goes along with such consummate skill he gets away with it. He might be cynically exploiting all around him for his own ends, or persuading everyone to do everything for him. He might be a lying sneaky bastard playing everyone for his own selfish ends, but he goes about it with such breathtaking skill and panache you admire him for it. Above all else, what defines a Magnificent Bastard is his ability to evoke not just amazement, but grudging admiration, from friend, foe and audience alike.
The Democratic Party is in disarray. Karl Rove, you magnificent bastard!

Magnificent 

(adjective) impressively beautiful, elaborate, or extravagant; striking
My girlfriend, Hope, is magnificent.
Magnificent by NotGabrielle August 5, 2018

Magnificent Pies 

Also with the alias Magnus Pieterson, Magnificent Pies is a mysterrious, mythical character that is found in the city of Derby.
Armed with an array of puns, gags and general chucklemunter material. A minimum 7/10 Laugh in the 'Templeman Scale' is for sure.
Loves banter with his favourite Lads.
Maginificent Pies: Ask me if im a tree
Person 1: Huh?
Magnificent Pies: ASK ME IF IM A TREE!
Person 1 : Are you a tree?
Magnificent Pies : No.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Magnificent Pies by HinduLad May 6, 2011

survivors are fucking magnificent 

a poem read out by a beautiful group of friends to shit on rapists and people who don’t listen to consent! a movement started from peterborough✨
“i heard that person got assaulted, they will grow and get over it because survivors are fucking magnificent!!”
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