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Bed Magnet 

A non-existent force of nature omitted by comfortable mattresses, making you unable to get out of the bed.
"Aw man, it's 6:30. Better get up for work. Oh no! The accursed bed magnet has been activated!"
*falls back asleep*
Bed Magnet by Wubmiester January 6, 2013

magneted 

To place stickers or other effects onto a metal surface so that you don't have to peel them off leaving that nasty residue that stickers leave.
Mike magneted his stickers to his toolbox so that he wouldn't have to clean it when they are changed
magneted by Rocketrider13 August 3, 2007

Magnetted 

Being drawn in to something; someone. Having a great personality which people adore.
I was magnetted to her wonderful radiance.
Magnetted by RJB9999 June 18, 2012

Magneted 

When you are drawn to an object that you can't resist.
Boy: Where did you put the chocolate mom?
Mom: I put them in my bag...
Boy: Oh, is that so I don't get magneted to them?
Magneted by urb_wright October 11, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026