magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.

I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.

magnet bed by pen486386 May 31, 2017

Bed Magnet 

A non-existent force of nature omitted by comfortable mattresses, making you unable to get out of the bed.

"Aw man, it's 6:30. Better get up for work. Oh no! The accursed bed magnet has been activated!"
*falls back asleep*

Bed Magnet by Wubmiester January 6, 2013

magneted 

To place stickers or other effects onto a metal surface so that you don't have to peel them off leaving that nasty residue that stickers leave.

Mike magneted his stickers to his toolbox so that he wouldn't have to clean it when they are changed

magneted by Rocketrider13 August 3, 2007

Magnetted 

Being drawn in to something; someone. Having a great personality which people adore.

I was magnetted to her wonderful radiance.

Magnetted by RJB9999 June 18, 2012

Magneted 

When you are drawn to an object that you can't resist.

Boy: Where did you put the chocolate mom?
Mom: I put them in my bag...
Boy: Oh, is that so I don't get magneted to them?

Magneted by urb_wright October 11, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022