magnet ass
The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
magnet ass by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
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magnet ass
The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.
magnet ass by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007
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ass magnet
Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
ass magnet by rolltide55 January 10, 2010
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my ass magnet by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022
Ass maget
The worst thing you can call some someone. The lowest for of life there is. I maget that lives in some one's ass and eats the shit out of it.
To call someone an ass maget is to totally disrespect them and have utter contempt for them.
To call someone an ass maget is to totally disrespect them and have utter contempt for them.
Ass maget by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011
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