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magnet head

An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.
Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.

Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!

Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
magnet head by prunly November 10, 2009
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head magnet

where you attract good head.
head magnet by dpgssn51 January 26, 2022

girl group selfie magnet heads 

\ ˈgər(-ə) \ ˈgrüp \ ˈmag-nət \ ˈheds.

attributive noun, plural.

The tilting and sticking together of heads whenever two or more girls pose for a group selfie.
The prevailing explanation among evolutionary biologists to account for spontaneous instances of girl group selfie magnet heads is that they are an expression of herd behavior, and are more specifically described by a sub-field of herd studies known as swarm theory.

magnethead 

A joke related to the title metalhead
*Insert meme of 2 cats heads hitting together*
Context- when a magnethead sees a metalhead
magnethead by gaymexican123 January 22, 2024
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