magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

magnet ass

The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.

"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"

by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007

ass magnet

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

Ass Magnet Faggot

Kayne.

Kayne is an ass magnet faggot

by EpicWaffles449 June 10, 2020

ass magnet

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant

Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.

by rolltide55 January 10, 2010

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

Ass maget

The worst thing you can call some someone. The lowest for of life there is. I maget that lives in some one's ass and eats the shit out of it.

To call someone an ass maget is to totally disrespect them and have utter contempt for them.

He's such an ass maget.

by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011