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magnet ass 

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?
magnet ass by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
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magnet ass 

The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.
"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"
magnet ass by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007

ass magnet 

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
ass magnet by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

Ass Magnet Faggot 

Kayne is an ass magnet faggot

ass magnet 

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant
Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
ass magnet by rolltide55 January 10, 2010

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up
my ass magnet by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

Ass maget 

The worst thing you can call some someone. The lowest for of life there is. I maget that lives in some one's ass and eats the shit out of it.

To call someone an ass maget is to totally disrespect them and have utter contempt for them.
He's such an ass maget.
Ass maget by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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