ass magnet

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant

Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.

by rolltide55 January 10, 2010

throw mud

Attempt to fart and accidentally expel fecal material; shart, poop,wet fart.

I tried to squeeze off a fart but was afraid I would throw mud.

by rolltide55 January 18, 2010

Cheeba Monkey

One who frequently smokes marijuana. Mentioned in the movie PCU.

Tell those Frisbie-chucking cheeba monkeys to get this right.

by rolltide55 April 03, 2010