maggravated

When you're really mad and aggravated at the same time!

"I was so maggravated when my husband accused me of planning his day for him!"

"I'm totally f*#$^%* maggravated!"

"I can't believe how maggravated he was, it's not like I wasn't here first."

by glichped February 4, 2010

Aggravated Homicide

When a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide.

I swear if he wouldn't of shut up I was going to commit aggravated homicide.

by gpruitt February 13, 2014

Manly Aggravated

When a man surpasses horny and becomes pissed off and horny at the same time.

Not being able to get any love due to in-laws spending the weekend at your house leads to being manly aggravated.

by K Killa June 27, 2009

aggravated ignorance

Aggravated Ignorance is an imaginary charge that police officers use when idiots ask what they are being arrested for.

Aggravated Ignorance can also be applied, when a person who is talking to him or herself into getting arrested, by being ignorant and argumentative.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018

aggravated stupidity

It is when you are so fucking stupid that you go out and do really, really, really dumb shit... just because you think that it will bring you "cool points."

Lawyer: This client was so stupid he should be charged with Aggravated Stupidity and sentences to additional time.

by brilliantlawyer4u January 8, 2017

faggravated

(adj.) fag-ruh-vey-tid British

The state of not smoking for a while and becoming aggravated.

Origin: Fag + Aggravated

From the British term fag to mean cigarette.

Person 1: "I hope we get our smoking break soon."

Person 2: "Yeah dude, you're getting proper faggravated."

by Tehgote April 7, 2017

aggravated dragon

When getting a blowjob, and you're about to cum, your grab her by her ears and ram her mouth on your rod as hard as you can and not let her pull back off of it. Then blow your load so hard in her mouth that it comes out her nose and makes her look like an aggravated dragon.

For best results: no sex or mastrubation for at least 2 weeks.

Oh baby that feels so good, keep going
(girl: mm, yeah)
Oh, I'm gonna cum...
(girl: mmummm, LET GO!)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(girl: WTF, it's in my nose)

by Andy (G-Spot) May 2, 2005