Nagged and frustrated into a state of being agitated; agitated by a person and situation into a state of aggravation.
Naggravated: To be nagged and frustrated into a state of being agitated; being agitated by a person and situation into a state of aggravation. As in: I've been naggravted all weekend, unable to figure out what's wrong with her car.
It is when you are so fucking stupid that you go out and do really, really, really dumb shit... just because you think that it will bring you "cool points."
Lawyer: This client was so stupid he should be charged with Aggravated Stupidity and sentences to additional time.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.