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magdemort 

a more evil and powerful version of voldemort, has no soul, possibly a ginger, will never be defeated and can never be defeated... stay on magdemort's good side
whoa, magdemort just killed that butterfly... thats soo awful
magdemort by yeahhhhbuddddy May 24, 2011
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moldemort 

Used to characterize people who appear moldy or lack noses.
Oh my god, Justin Beiber is such a Moldemort!
moldemort by Potterbread June 14, 2014

Manglemort 

1. An unattractive member of the opposite sex that you would still consider having sex with, or at least get oral sex from.

2. A member of the opposite sex, attractive or not, that is extremely easy to get into bed.
Bro, did you froth that manglemort?
Manglemort by Mortasaur January 29, 2009

MagDeMoFo 

Shortened and compiled word for "Maggot Dick Mother Fucker"
(A.)
Its just a stupidly hilarious, vulgar and sick moniker given to Fuctards of any sort. Usually MagDeMoFo can be given to the sort of people who annoy or irritate you soo bad you want to drag thier face through Huge piles of random animal fecal matter.

(B.)
A guy who wields a dick-like appendage equal to that in size of a Rat Terrier Dog Dick that can barely (If not rarely) be visually present or not at all seen or felt by by the woman hes fucking
Uses of MagDeMofo:

You can see its clear useage in "The ShawShank Redemption" movie as a prison guard's verbal insult to a newly inducted inmate.

Emotionally blurted by the irritated :

"ARGGHHH YOU MAGGOT DICK MOTHER FUCKER YOU!!!"

When a girl talks about her past experiences about an ex she had with a rediculously laughable small Duck Phallus for a dick:

"At leest yur not liek Da Maggot Dick Ma'Fucker I dateded a wylez bak...He wuz a Seeriuss MagDeMofo"
MagDeMoFo by Corrosive_Rage September 6, 2009

madgeworth 

The amount of cannabis you can smoke in a hashpipe using only the igniting power of a single matchstick.
First Pothead Pixie - Lend us a blim man.
Second Pothead Pixie - Sorry man I can't, I've only got a madgeworth.
First Pothead Pixie - Uh, that's heavy shit man!

See also blim.
madgeworth by rubble June 15, 2006

Magmortified 

When a man shits into the mouth of another man and forces him to eat it. This is usually done slowly and the "Magmortifer" (the man eating the shit) chews it while the "Magmortifier" watches.

Also known as a person who thinks alot, though they are more commonly called a Concept Ninja.
Man 1: Let's perform Magmortified!
Man 2: Yeah!!
*Man 1 pulls down pants and shits in mouth*
Magmortified by soupyalphabet October 18, 2008

Mathemortician 

Someone highly skilled at counting dead people.
Get a mathemortician down here immediately; we need an accurate count of all these dead people.
Mathemortician by Adamconda June 14, 2020
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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