magdemort
a more evil and powerful version of voldemort, has no soul, possibly a ginger, will never be defeated and can never be defeated... stay on magdemort's good side
magdemort by yeahhhhbuddddy May 24, 2011
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moldemort
moldemort by Potterbread June 14, 2014
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Manglemort
1. An unattractive member of the opposite sex that you would still consider having sex with, or at least get oral sex from.
2. A member of the opposite sex, attractive or not, that is extremely easy to get into bed.
2. A member of the opposite sex, attractive or not, that is extremely easy to get into bed.
Manglemort by Mortasaur January 29, 2009
MagDeMoFo
Shortened and compiled word for "Maggot Dick Mother Fucker"
(A.)
Its just a stupidly hilarious, vulgar and sick moniker given to Fuctards of any sort. Usually MagDeMoFo can be given to the sort of people who annoy or irritate you soo bad you want to drag thier face through Huge piles of random animal fecal matter.
(B.)
A guy who wields a dick-like appendage equal to that in size of a Rat Terrier Dog Dick that can barely (If not rarely) be visually present or not at all seen or felt by by the woman hes fucking
(A.)
Its just a stupidly hilarious, vulgar and sick moniker given to Fuctards of any sort. Usually MagDeMoFo can be given to the sort of people who annoy or irritate you soo bad you want to drag thier face through Huge piles of random animal fecal matter.
(B.)
A guy who wields a dick-like appendage equal to that in size of a Rat Terrier Dog Dick that can barely (If not rarely) be visually present or not at all seen or felt by by the woman hes fucking
Uses of MagDeMofo:
You can see its clear useage in "The ShawShank Redemption" movie as a prison guard's verbal insult to a newly inducted inmate.
Emotionally blurted by the irritated :
"ARGGHHH YOU MAGGOT DICK MOTHER FUCKER YOU!!!"
When a girl talks about her past experiences about an ex she had with a rediculously laughable small Duck Phallus for a dick:
"At leest yur not liek Da Maggot Dick Ma'Fucker I dateded a wylez bak...He wuz a Seeriuss MagDeMofo"
You can see its clear useage in "The ShawShank Redemption" movie as a prison guard's verbal insult to a newly inducted inmate.
Emotionally blurted by the irritated :
"ARGGHHH YOU MAGGOT DICK MOTHER FUCKER YOU!!!"
When a girl talks about her past experiences about an ex she had with a rediculously laughable small Duck Phallus for a dick:
"At leest yur not liek Da Maggot Dick Ma'Fucker I dateded a wylez bak...He wuz a Seeriuss MagDeMofo"
MagDeMoFo by Corrosive_Rage September 6, 2009
madgeworth
The amount of cannabis you can smoke in a hashpipe using only the igniting power of a single matchstick.
First Pothead Pixie - Lend us a blim man.
Second Pothead Pixie - Sorry man I can't, I've only got a madgeworth.
First Pothead Pixie - Uh, that's heavy shit man!
See also blim.
Second Pothead Pixie - Sorry man I can't, I've only got a madgeworth.
First Pothead Pixie - Uh, that's heavy shit man!
See also blim.
madgeworth by rubble June 15, 2006
Magmortified
When a man shits into the mouth of another man and forces him to eat it. This is usually done slowly and the "Magmortifer" (the man eating the shit) chews it while the "Magmortifier" watches.
Also known as a person who thinks alot, though they are more commonly called a Concept Ninja.
Also known as a person who thinks alot, though they are more commonly called a Concept Ninja.
Magmortified by soupyalphabet October 18, 2008
Mathemortician
Mathemortician by Adamconda June 14, 2020
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