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MagDeMoFo 

Shortened and compiled word for "Maggot Dick Mother Fucker"
(A.)
Its just a stupidly hilarious, vulgar and sick moniker given to Fuctards of any sort. Usually MagDeMoFo can be given to the sort of people who annoy or irritate you soo bad you want to drag thier face through Huge piles of random animal fecal matter.

(B.)
A guy who wields a dick-like appendage equal to that in size of a Rat Terrier Dog Dick that can barely (If not rarely) be visually present or not at all seen or felt by by the woman hes fucking
Uses of MagDeMofo:

You can see its clear useage in "The ShawShank Redemption" movie as a prison guard's verbal insult to a newly inducted inmate.

Emotionally blurted by the irritated :

"ARGGHHH YOU MAGGOT DICK MOTHER FUCKER YOU!!!"

When a girl talks about her past experiences about an ex she had with a rediculously laughable small Duck Phallus for a dick:

"At leest yur not liek Da Maggot Dick Ma'Fucker I dateded a wylez bak...He wuz a Seeriuss MagDeMofo"
MagDeMoFo by Corrosive_Rage September 6, 2009
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magdemort 

a more evil and powerful version of voldemort, has no soul, possibly a ginger, will never be defeated and can never be defeated... stay on magdemort's good side
whoa, magdemort just killed that butterfly... thats soo awful
magdemort by yeahhhhbuddddy May 24, 2011
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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