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Anyone of Italian heritage (mainland or Sicilian) who has sworn themselves to Italian Mafia.
1 John Ghotti, "Lucky" Luciano, and Al Capone, are all mafioso.

2 Don't fuck with a Mafioso, they'll kill your ass.
mafioso by italianplaya April 24, 2004
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Mafioso is a criminal charged with five different accounts of arson in five different countries. Mafioso is known from headchefs discord server and is mostly likely not going to get mod due to the amount of warnings, and mutes.
Hey stop doing that your acting like mafioso.
mafioso by Notont March 14, 2022
Mafioso has several accounts of arson in several different country all toward adoption centres as he has trauma of being left in one he is also short
I’m gonna blow up a adoption centre just like mafioso I’m also short like mafioso
Mafioso by Notont March 14, 2022

mafioso rap 

Mafioso rap is a hip hop sub-genre which flourished in the mid-1990s. It is the pseudo-Mafia extension of East Coast hardcore rap.
some famous mafioso rap albums: Reasonable Doubt - Jay-z, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... - Raekwon, Doe or Die - AZ, It Was Written - Nas
mafioso rap by Cursayer November 8, 2007

mafioso barbara 

A person who has reached 65-70 and never had a relationship, sex, friends. Jet black natural hair. Tom boy. Heehawing in Texas
I’ve never seen any of so called mafioso barbara friends.

primo mafioso 

guy 1: I wanna be primo mafioso
guy 2: no more drug
primo mafioso by mr. giorno February 19, 2020

The Mafioso 

A sex position where you and your significant other are rolled into a large area rug, then thrown off a bridge into a river by some Italians.
Dale: "Hey babe wanna try the mafioso tonight?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, I love the feeling of death while having sex."
The Mafioso by DreStucco January 21, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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