maffitt

Accent ridden surname which a bit of English twang

Hey Maffitt, starvation causes my Zingers to boil.

by Dr. Slickfish Popsquash December 7, 2021

maffist

A flying mysterious being that holds a spear which can channel beams of light which inverse reality: they protect the world from the evil Vanoi. Usually reffered to as holy and unholy.

You maffist!

by theycallmeoof December 29, 2020

Moffitt

A girl or guy who refuses to accept that she is beautiful/he is handsome, and Moffitts are amazingly smart and wise. He is a wonderful friend and is recommended that you find a Moffitt, for they are quite rare. You can trust him with everything, but his only weakness is that he is too loyal and kind hearted.
You need a Moffitt in your life.

That Moffitt is a tricky person to figure out. But really loyal.

by ThatCrazyFox247 September 8, 2020

Sean Moffitt

You don’t wanna know what happened cuh

Sean Moffitt put in a bad performance

by Was a bad oul night February 11, 2022

Messy Moffitt

The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.

Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.

by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022

MAFFITIS

THE ACT OF BEING IN LUST WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON TO THE POINT YOU CANNOT EAT, SLEEP OR CONCENTRATE. THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE AROUND THIS PERSON IS EUPHORIC. BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH, WANTING TO THROW UP(DUE TO NON EATING) AND ON CLOUD 9.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!

WHEN I GOT HIS TEXT I THEN REALIZED I HAVE MAFFITIS

by Erika Knack August 27, 2010

muffitt

The most handsome charming, sweet loving guy who has a huge cock and can make any girl wet with just one glance.

Look at that muffitt.

by 101500gurl February 27, 2017