maffitt
maffitt by Dr. Slickfish Popsquash December 7, 2021
Words you can keep
maffist
A flying mysterious being that holds a spear which can channel beams of light which inverse reality: they protect the world from the evil Vanoi. Usually reffered to as holy and unholy.
You maffist!
maffist by theycallmeoof December 29, 2020
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Moffitt
A girl or guy who refuses to accept that she is beautiful/he is handsome, and Moffitts are amazingly smart and wise. He is a wonderful friend and is recommended that you find a Moffitt, for they are quite rare. You can trust him with everything, but his only weakness is that he is too loyal and kind hearted.
You need a Moffitt in your life.
You need a Moffitt in your life.
Moffitt by ThatCrazyFox247 September 8, 2020
Sean Moffitt
Sean Moffitt by Was a bad oul night February 11, 2022
Messy Moffitt
The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.
Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.
Messy Moffitt by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022
MAFFITIS
THE ACT OF BEING IN LUST WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON TO THE POINT YOU CANNOT EAT, SLEEP OR CONCENTRATE. THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE AROUND THIS PERSON IS EUPHORIC. BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH, WANTING TO THROW UP(DUE TO NON EATING) AND ON CLOUD 9.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!
MAFFITIS by Erika Knack August 27, 2010
muffitt
The most handsome charming, sweet loving guy who has a huge cock and can make any girl wet with just one glance.
Look at that muffitt.
muffitt by 101500gurl February 27, 2017
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Salad Days
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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