maelstrum

A free-for-all jam-session of hand-plucked string-instruments.

Woodstock was a major maelstrum of multiple musicians playing at once.

by QuacksO May 4, 2022

malestrom

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.

Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"

by iHarteSax June 22, 2011

Malestruation

A male equivalent to the emotional stress caused by female menstruation

"Wow, what a jerk. He must be suffering from malestruation"

"He's probably just malestruating"

by Eric Myers January 22, 2008

e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.

After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.

by AlanHarper February 23, 2009

The Maelstrom

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect

Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.

by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005

Malestrom

A well known and reliable distributor of high quality torrent files on The Pirate Bay. His screen name is malestrom_HH.

For more information, look it up @: www.thepiratebay.org/user/malestrom_HH

Malestrom is a Bittorrent God.

by kinkyasianbuttsex September 19, 2009

maelstrom

The most awesome Ragnarok Online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.

OMG I was beaten by Maelstrom!!

by Me July 30, 2004