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maelstrum 

A free-for-all jam-session of hand-plucked string-instruments.
Woodstock was a major maelstrum of multiple musicians playing at once.
maelstrum by QuacksO May 4, 2022
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malestrom 

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
malestrom by iHarteSax June 22, 2011

Malestruation 

A male equivalent to the emotional stress caused by female menstruation
"Wow, what a jerk. He must be suffering from malestruation"

"He's probably just malestruating"
Malestruation by Eric Myers January 22, 2008

e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.
After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.
e-maelstrom by AlanHarper February 23, 2009

The Maelstrom 

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
The Maelstrom by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005

Malestrom 

A well known and reliable distributor of high quality torrent files on The Pirate Bay. His screen name is malestrom_HH.

For more information, look it up @: www.thepiratebay.org/user/malestrom_HH
Malestrom is a Bittorrent God.
Malestrom by kinkyasianbuttsex September 19, 2009

maelstrom 

The most awesome Ragnarok Online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.
OMG I was beaten by Maelstrom!!
maelstrom by Me July 30, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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