AlanHarper's definitions

e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.

After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.

by AlanHarper February 23, 2009

Cuntillion

The coming out party for celebrity vag. The first time cooter gets shown getting out of a limo.

Did you see Britney's dress the other night? Neither did I, all I saw was vag as she got out of the limo, she was right on time for her Cuntillion

by AlanHarper February 26, 2009