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Mahooka
An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
mashoo benzona
adj. in hebrew: something that is realy awsom and great. mashoo- something. benzona- useualy a curse(son of a bitch) but on that case represent something good
person: the party last night was mashoo benzona!
person: i just got a new playstation mashoo benzona!
person: i just got a new playstation mashoo benzona!
mashoo benzona by moran geisenberg August 31, 2005
mahoojer
mahoojer by dabigsmoke March 30, 2011
3 F's of Manhood
Find them, fuck them, forget them. Many men will say they go by this standard, however it is usually those that say they stick to this standard that have never touched a female in their lives.
Peter: Dude I think I love her.
Virgin: Dude love? Why don't you just stick to the 3 F's of manhood? Like myself.
Peter: Shut up you have never even had sex in your life.
Virgin: Dude love? Why don't you just stick to the 3 F's of manhood? Like myself.
Peter: Shut up you have never even had sex in your life.
3 F's of Manhood by Mikol Cee. March 30, 2008
mashooganuts
A special type of nut that sprouts from unusually large male genitalia. Looks especially marvelous when cradled in a loose and baggy pair of sweat pants
mashooganuts by Samponanna April 16, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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