madhoe
Paris Hilton is a madhoe.
madhoe by Philbert22222 June 19, 2007
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u mad hoe knotless
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
u mad hoe knotless by Alise the alien July 26, 2021
Manhoe
When you a loser, but still get white hoes; you eventually start sleeping with them & become the hoe yourself.
Also, it can be used in terms with a bestfriend, "you eat too much yogurt, manhoe."
(Has to be male) *cant believe I said that in 2017, watch me get fucking murdered*
"Jessica said hi, you manhoe"
Also, it can be used in terms with a bestfriend, "you eat too much yogurt, manhoe."
(Has to be male) *cant believe I said that in 2017, watch me get fucking murdered*
"Jessica said hi, you manhoe"
A Manhoe
A guy that will date many girls at once; a guy that will talk to many girls at one time; a guy who wants you for nudes; a guy who calls girl his “hoes” or his “bitch”; a guy who doesnt think cheating is a thing
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you: he is
me: then why is he with Arianna?
you: oh because hes a manhoe
you: he is
me: then why is he with Arianna?
you: oh because hes a manhoe
A Manhoe by rad but sad July 8, 2019
manhoe
manhoe by southern_carley1962 May 18, 2010
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