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someone who tells dumb or lame jokes

Man, that wasn't funny at all. You're such a madhoon.

madhoon by Madhoon March 12, 2009

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mahoonies

see wordlong sideburnsword

Love those mahoonies!

mahoonies by Humpty November 3, 2003

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Mahoon

A very cancerous word that defines cancer in my left ballsack

Ayyy, mahoon

Le mahoon

Mahoon by Mahoon January 13, 2016

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Madhvon

Really nice guys. You gotta need to be friends with him. Never let go of his group whatever happens. Once one was my best friend too tho!! 😘

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Madhvon by **best friend** November 24, 2021

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Mahooning

The act of going crazy fast on your skis or snowboard.

"Blud, did you see me fly down that run?"

"Yeah, you were mahooning like a madman, right on!"

"Sweet.....let's go get cunted for apres"

Mahooning by Tragic Bitch With Spinach Dip June 19, 2012

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madhornet

MadHornet fucking owns RyanU

MadHornet > RyanU

madhornet by Pablo July 11, 2003

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madhoo

She is a being living since world War 2 and is a very very chutiya. Her face literally looks like poop and she is as flat as her husband's cock.

History is madhoo(chutiya)

madhoo by Sixydeck April 9, 2024

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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