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1) Something that is beyond being massive
2) A object/body astronomically immense in its magnitude
3) Fucking B-I-G !!!!
Daryl's Chode is MAHOOSIVE

Man My Man Bits are Mahoosive!! :)
by The Third Place April 24, 2003
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Tom, your stomach is so large, i could even call it mahoosive!

Daryl told Jenny his penis was Mahoosive... He lied. It was just large.
by Namewastaken December 02, 2010
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It just means really massive; The HOO in mahoosive is representative of the OOF noise when you're like WOAH.
My dad is 6 foot 5. My Daddy is about the same. Combined they'd be mahoosive, said Ling Ling Brown.
by Humdogg May 30, 2018
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Scottish term - Massive swollen tits, which cause discomfort whilst walking, running or sleeping. Often render the owner incapable of bra fastening. They have a positive side effect of of being able to send unusually inflated, pregnant like 'tit pics' to a partner.
Here you...... All that dirty talk has made ma tits mahoosive... Fancy a pic for you to throw some ropes over?
by Scunnert Pict August 10, 2018
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