Macomb 

Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township

Macomb by artichokes123 November 3, 2009

Macomb 

A city in Michigan with nothing to do, EVER, and that has no point what-so-ever except to be extremelty boring.

Macomb, MI

Macomb by blahblahkayla October 18, 2008

Macomb 

Macomb, is an inside joke made up by Alva and Bella after watching the movie “ After” for the 3rd time. Macomb can mean “lol” but it can also mean absolutely nothing.

Everything is better with more hands
MACOMB!
Kuk kuk kuk
I’ll block you

Not if I block you first

Macomb by berkan May 22, 2019

Macomb County 

The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.

Joe: "Why does most country music sound like rap nowadays?"
Jimothy: "Because Macomb County"

Macomb County by Vladimir the Chadimir April 5, 2020

Macomb Township 

A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Sterling heights and Clinton Township where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in Macomb Township. A township filled with the rich. you wish you could live here, but we're glad you dont because you too poor. we drive our expensive cars, wear our expensive clothing and snort only THEE finest cocaine.

Andy: "so where do you live"
Josh: "Macomb Township"
Andy: "oh cool! wanna hang out"
Josh: "Ummm...well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you"

Macomb Township by Sweet_J April 3, 2008

Macomb County Michigan

White trash baby killers

Macomb County Michigan is run by generations of white trash baby killers.

Macomb County Michigan by bishop777___ November 23, 2021

macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.

Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

macob jetts by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017