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A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke).
This is not a fucken goatee, it's obviously van dyke, ur n asshole!
by Laddy July 29, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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It’s car full of gawd damn lesbians what more do you want
OH MY GOD U SEE THAT VAN DYKE.

YO DATS HOT AS FUCK MAN
SHOULD WE JOIN IN
FUCK YEA MY DUDE
by The Cool Bomber October 04, 2018
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the best ice cream store in Ridgewood, New Jersey. and only the hottest girls work there.
guy- wanna go to van dykes?
friend- i dont even care if we get ice cream, lets check out the chicks.
by vandykesworker August 27, 2006
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van dyke projects one of the hardest projects in Brownsville
yo niggas was shootin in van dyke last night
by Breeze ey September 22, 2007
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A set of public housing buildings (projects) in Brownsville Brooklyn NYC.
You know Rell from Van Dyke?
by Zabaida April 27, 2007
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A Van Dyke is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. When draping your balls across some fine lady's nose, grind the ol' bunghole on her chin and leave a lil' something. Leave her a Van Dyke!

Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!

Debra got a little more manly while getting t-bagged by Ted. He did the friendly thing and gave her a nice Van Dyke to go with her schnozzola! Ted's too hype too wipe, so she got a really good one and was a real hepcat.
by Pete Henry April 26, 2006
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