A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke).
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guy- wanna go to van dykes?
friend- i dont even care if we get ice cream, lets check out the chicks.
friend- i dont even care if we get ice cream, lets check out the chicks.
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A Van Dyke is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. When draping your balls across some fine lady's nose, grind the ol' bunghole on her chin and leave a lil' something. Leave her a Van Dyke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Debra got a little more manly while getting t-bagged by Ted. He did the friendly thing and gave her a nice Van Dyke to go with her schnozzola! Ted's too hype too wipe, so she got a really good one and was a real hepcat.
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A type of lesbian.
1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school
1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school
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