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a nickname for a person who makes themself look dumb all the time on accident and on perpose
that kid is such a macobi
macobi by cov3r3dinbl00d October 20, 2008
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macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.
Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....
Related Words
A person who is annoying or continuously roasts you
What you call your friend when they make a bad joke or pun
Ethan: Hey Merissa
Merissa: what
Ethan: What's the worst part about throwing a party in space?
Merissa: no please don-
Ethan: YOU HAVE TO PLAN-ET!
Merissa: you are such a magobi
magobi by magobi January 24, 2017

macocious 

A person who likes to mind other people's business;intentionally observing profiles on Facebook with the intent to find out the person's business and talk about it with other macos.
Rhonda is a very macocious woman, she is always up in my business.

Boy she could real maco people profile on facebook.
macocious by Gizzy See March 12, 2011

Macovich 

Macovich is the very real and very successful company founded by Mike MacDonald as President/CEO and Benjamin Oprinovich as VP/CFO.

Waiting for the proper time to leap out of the wood work, Macovich currently spends its time pondering business ideas and streamlining their process into a more capable and functional framework.
"Macovich, bitches. Perhaps you've heard of it?"

Macombie Homie 

A person who has been living in the area of Macomb or has been there for awile. Usually refers to people from Macomb, IL. Also a person being called a "Macombie Homie" is usually from a rural area. This term can be used as a substitute for "Redneck" on certain ocassions.
Somewhere at an airport in Chicago,IL.
John: "Where are you from?
Moi: "Macomb. Down south near the Mississippi. You?"
John:"Wait, your a Macombie Homie!? Me too!!"
Moi: "I thought y'all looked familiar.."
(Imagine this conversation with a southern drawl)
Macombie Homie by Deiken. "dee-ken" November 14, 2011

macoobio 

A word that mean some one that is cool and a nice person to hang out with
Hey want to meet up with that guy he is such a macoobio
macoobio by Jamespmcdonald April 29, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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