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Microbitch 

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.
You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.
Microbitch by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007

macbitch 

The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.
Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."
macbitch by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007

nachobitch

A bitch that isn't yours
Yo dawg!!!! thats nachobitch
nachobitch by Bob Frapples April 7, 2004

Malkobitch 

Romanian webmaster female, with a very large... heart. Grows hungry when contacted or sleepy when spoken to on an instant messenger. Also known as vadmina, WebMaster of Puppets.

Some label her a slut or a bitch, but we know she's really just resourceful.
Doesn't like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. No eggs for her, just a pair of balls... All in all she thinks herself to be curva...ceously lean.
Don't be such a Malkobitch (when referring to a webmaster that works with fixedwidth)

My status is Malkobitch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)
Malkobitch by bago bago December 5, 2004

Muchobitch 

Someone who is the biggest bitch you've ever seen. Usually selfish and puts down others to make themselves feel better.
Guy 1: Oh look, it's Mars. I heard she told her boyfriend he couldn't hang with his friends at all.
Girl 1: Dang, she's a muchobitch.

Microbitch 

1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;

2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.
She is microbitching again about the paper on the table bitch superbitch
Microbitch by Psychodiction April 10, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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