MachoBitch
a MachoBitch is when a Bitch starts talking about Gym shit, especially when its Bitches on the Internet
MachoBitch by EuphorianDash May 23, 2023
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Microbitch
AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.
Microbitch by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007
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macbitch
The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.
Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."
macbitch by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007
nachobitch
nachobitch by Bob Frapples April 7, 2004
Malkobitch
Romanian webmaster female, with a very large... heart. Grows hungry when contacted or sleepy when spoken to on an instant messenger. Also known as vadmina, WebMaster of Puppets.
Some label her a slut or a bitch, but we know she's really just resourceful.
Doesn't like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. No eggs for her, just a pair of balls... All in all she thinks herself to be curva...ceously lean.
Some label her a slut or a bitch, but we know she's really just resourceful.
Doesn't like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. No eggs for her, just a pair of balls... All in all she thinks herself to be curva...ceously lean.
Don't be such a Malkobitch (when referring to a webmaster that works with fixedwidth)
My status is Malkobitch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)
My status is Malkobitch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)
Malkobitch by bago bago December 5, 2004
Muchobitch
Someone who is the biggest bitch you've ever seen. Usually selfish and puts down others to make themselves feel better.
Guy 1: Oh look, it's Mars. I heard she told her boyfriend he couldn't hang with his friends at all.
Girl 1: Dang, she's a muchobitch.
Girl 1: Dang, she's a muchobitch.
Muchobitch by taylorswiftismother March 29, 2023
Microbitch
1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;
2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.
2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.
Microbitch by Psychodiction April 10, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026