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Microbitch 

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.
You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.
Microbitch by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007
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macbitch 

The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.
Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."
macbitch by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007

nachobitch

A bitch that isn't yours
Yo dawg!!!! thats nachobitch
nachobitch by Bob Frapples April 7, 2004

Malkobitch 

Romanian webmaster female, with a very large... heart. Grows hungry when contacted or sleepy when spoken to on an instant messenger. Also known as vadmina, WebMaster of Puppets.

Some label her a slut or a bitch, but we know she's really just resourceful.
Doesn't like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. No eggs for her, just a pair of balls... All in all she thinks herself to be curva...ceously lean.
Don't be such a Malkobitch (when referring to a webmaster that works with fixedwidth)

My status is Malkobitch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)
Malkobitch by bago bago December 5, 2004

Muchobitch 

Someone who is the biggest bitch you've ever seen. Usually selfish and puts down others to make themselves feel better.
Guy 1: Oh look, it's Mars. I heard she told her boyfriend he couldn't hang with his friends at all.
Girl 1: Dang, she's a muchobitch.

Microbitch 

1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;

2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.
She is microbitching again about the paper on the table bitch superbitch
Microbitch by Psychodiction April 10, 2016