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Hackasaurus Wretch

A lifelong smoker who continues to light up, while coughing and hacking to the point of vomiting while they are enjoying their cigarette.
Wife: Wow, did you hear our neighbor this morning with her a.m. cig? She didn't stop hacking. She sounded like she was dying.

Husband: Yeah, she's a total Hackasaurus Wretch.

mathasaurus rex 

one who likes to shriek and growl when sexually excited by math problems, sometimes waving their arms in a dinosaur-like fashion.
when jimmy began to grunt as he started the math test, there was no doubt he was a mathasaurus rex.

Mika (Mikasaurus) 

The most amazing non-professional singer in the entire universe. He is also the last remaining Mikasaurus in the entire world. He's really nice and funny and awesome at everything. He will completely deny these facts because he's too modest. He's amazing and I love him. (:
"Where is Mika (mikasaurus)?"
'Off being amazing."

Rackasaurus 

If boobs had teeth these would be on top of the food chain with their immense size.
That girl I met last night was a rackasaurus.
Rackasaurus by ff431 October 2, 2006

maxasaurus 

A jewish flavored arm leg that if covered in enough ketchup doubles as an explosive nigger hat because of the orange short wet jeaned crooked talk in the horse chatter of the day because you dont want to see all of my sugar skull anuss
Hey want to go maxasaurus with me, Yeah let me grab my ketchup
maxasaurus by Dabigegg October 29, 2011

Murkasaurus Rex 

One who has been severely murked, both in a physical, and metaphoric sense.
Dude, I shouldn't have drunk so much beer last night, I woke up like a murkasaurus rex today.
Murkasaurus Rex by Murkasaurus January 4, 2009