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Hackasaurus Wretch

A lifelong smoker who continues to light up, while coughing and hacking to the point of vomiting while they are enjoying their cigarette.
Wife: Wow, did you hear our neighbor this morning with her a.m. cig? She didn't stop hacking. She sounded like she was dying.

Husband: Yeah, she's a total Hackasaurus Wretch.

Hunkasaurus 

This late 20th century definition is commonly associated with young, virile, handsome, muscular hunks that some older women are always shamelessly throwing themselves at.
Woman: Did you notice the new intern at the office yesterday?

Female co-worker: Oh, you mean that big, good looking....

Woman: Yeah! He's a real Hunkasaurus!

Female co-worker: Bingo!
Hunkasaurus by BB1951 June 25, 2009

mackasaurus

a total playa. A guy who just spits game nonstop.
-Did you see scully hitting on those sophomores last night?
-Yeah, he was being a total mackasaurus.
mackasaurus by fukgoombchicks November 10, 2009

Rackasaurus 

If boobs had teeth these would be on top of the food chain with their immense size.
That girl I met last night was a rackasaurus.
Rackasaurus by ff431 October 2, 2006

Hagasaurus 

A ginormous hag that makes your life miserable, Unfortunately not extinct and running rampant in some workplaces.
Terry is a real Hagasaurus making threats like that.
Hagasaurus by vikingprincess21 March 4, 2010

yackasaurus rex 

Someone, typically a female, who takes 10 minutes to give you a simple answer. A chick you meet at the bar and find out her whole life story before your beer comes. A derogatory name to call someone when they are rambling on about nonsense.
Stay away from Yackasaurus Rex over there,...shit, I met her three minutes ago and I know more about her than I know about your mom...and me and your moms go back, way back.