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The result of a properly completed Pork Cork Session. (ie a mixture of cum and warm nacho cheese)
"Man, these Machos are awesome!"
Machos by Charles Wrona September 30, 2006
Words you can keep
a very moody and bitchy teacher, who doesn't like stick figures or gloves...
machos: why don't you stop being so stupid?
student: why don't you stop being a bitchy machos?
machos by i wonder who January 5, 2005
Nachos made on Matzoh, typically during Passover.
Despite being a Gentile and fully entitled to indulge in corn chips, Benson was a good friend and joined Laura in her switch from nachos to machos during Passover.
machos by doveface April 15, 2009
An active help-user on Community Central, a useless forum for the degenerating, horrid site called Wikia/FANDOM.
Muchos apparently ate too much muchos. ☠️
Muchos by y = mx + b September 8, 2023

Super Macho Man

That motherfucker from California, who steals your bitch.
Super Macho Man released the bogus all up in my girl's ass.

Macho-Jude 

1. A characteristic given to individuals who are kick-ass
2. Any individual who is so awesome that words cannot describe, Of which the greatest is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack, Shart-Monster
*Note: Jude is not related to Judism.
Person 1: That guy is so Macho-Jude he kicked my ass just by looking at me.

Person 1: Ewww, that guy is so not Macho-Jude. He's more of a buttcrack.
Macho-Jude by bumkinofdoom June 5, 2011

Briganos Maccos Brattae 

The Gallaic king of ancient Gallaecia in modern parts of Galicia, W. Asturias and N. Portugal.
Breoghan MacBratha is the modern Gaelic name.
The king of the Gallaeci was Briganos Maccos Brattae.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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