machos

a very moody and bitchy teacher, who doesn't like stick figures or gloves...
machos: why don't you stop being so stupid?
student: why don't you stop being a bitchy machos?
by i wonder who January 06, 2005
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Nachos made on Matzoh, typically during Passover.
Despite being a Gentile and fully entitled to indulge in corn chips, Benson was a good friend and joined Laura in her switch from nachos to machos during Passover.
by doveface April 15, 2009
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Literally, Spanish for 'male'. In English, used of a man to describe stereotypically male characteristics such as virility, strength and toughness, particularly with regard to sexual attractiveness.
Russell Crowe is kind of irritating but he is really macho, so women like him.
by superba May 02, 2005
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He tries to look macho, but ends up making himself look like an idiot in front of everyone.
by Light Joker May 14, 2005
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male who cannot "lose face" in front of his mates or women. most macho men have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have enough empathy to fill the ink tube in a pen.

macho men find any contact with other males to be of "homosexual" nature, with the exception of the "manly handshake".



the very thing kurt cobain hated.
example of a conversation between a macho and non-macho person, exemplifying the amountof empathy the typical macho person has:

Non-macho person: "ohh, my leg hurts so much, i think it might be fractured or broken."

Macho person: "oh get up you fucking cat, don't be a bitch."
by nirvanakanks May 06, 2005
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A male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men.

A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".
Jack is a real macho.
In his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

"...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*"
- This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?
by Cheezzze June 19, 2007
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Empowered man are wonderful. They are so proud and macho. They make the world such a better place.
by Emy121 February 23, 2020
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