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Machopansy 

a 'super macho' guy who wants to 'pass for straight' but cannot help dressing head to toe in shiny show off clothing cuz it shows his muscular build...........
"You ever seen so much shine on a dude! Must be a machopansy'
Machopansy by SilkBro June 8, 2015

the mahoganey canoe

When a man freezes his shit and then later uses it on a female companion as a dildo.
I totaly gave julie the mahoganey canoe last night.
the mahoganey canoe by hevabomb86 January 9, 2008

Macromoney

The money you save up for a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese when you are really broke.
"Do you have any food?"
"No, Im broke."
"Just go to the store and get some Kraft with the macromoney"
"Oh yeah"
Macromoney by mariska&feargalswords November 4, 2016

Macromancy 

The ability to seemingly work magic within Microsoft Excel.
The things Frank can do in Excel are worrisome. His macromancy has created data manipulations that threaten Economics as we know it.
Macromancy by nunuhya January 3, 2025
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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