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Macromoney

The money you save up for a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese when you are really broke.
"Do you have any food?"
"No, Im broke."
"Just go to the store and get some Kraft with the macromoney"
"Oh yeah"
Macromoney by mariska&feargalswords November 4, 2016
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MandoMoneyShot 

When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.
Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?

Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.
MandoMoneyShot by Moon Chan April 20, 2023

Matrimoney 

Shared money/bank accounts/coin jars of a married couple
After their wedding, Pete and Paula couldnt wait to open their cards and count all of their gift matrimoney
Matrimoney by Whatpseudonym? March 20, 2013

McRooney 

That guy needs to pluck his McRooney.
McRooney by Hbpam January 2, 2014
When a husband and wife, domestic partners, etc. are both committed users and owners of Apple Macintosh computers.
After Bruce bought his new Apple MacBook Pro, he and his wife, Robin, who has always owned a Mac, were now joined in blissfull MACrimony,
MACrimony by Bruce Reyes-Chow November 10, 2008

machomaney 

A Madagascarian term used to describe an individual extremely proud to be a particular race.
Man 1: Man I love being Asian, my people made fried rice
Man 2: I'm pretty sure they didn't dude
Man 1: Well, you're pretty, and wrong
Man 2: What the fuck?
Man 1: I can't wait to go back to Korea
Man 2: Shut up, machomaney
machomaney by Machomaney October 31, 2017

Macromancy 

The ability to seemingly work magic within Microsoft Excel.
The things Frank can do in Excel are worrisome. His macromancy has created data manipulations that threaten Economics as we know it.
Macromancy by nunuhya January 3, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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