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Macromoney

The money you save up for a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese when you are really broke.
"Do you have any food?"
"No, Im broke."
"Just go to the store and get some Kraft with the macromoney"
"Oh yeah"
by mariska&feargalswords November 4, 2016
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MandoMoneyShot

When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.
Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?

Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.
by Moon Chan April 20, 2023
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Matrimoney

Shared money/bank accounts/coin jars of a married couple
After their wedding, Pete and Paula couldnt wait to open their cards and count all of their gift matrimoney
by Whatpseudonym? March 20, 2013
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McRooney

That guy needs to pluck his McRooney.
by Hbpam January 2, 2014
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MACrimony

When a husband and wife, domestic partners, etc. are both committed users and owners of Apple Macintosh computers.
After Bruce bought his new Apple MacBook Pro, he and his wife, Robin, who has always owned a Mac, were now joined in blissfull MACrimony,
by Bruce Reyes-Chow November 10, 2008
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machomaney

A Madagascarian term used to describe an individual extremely proud to be a particular race.
Man 1: Man I love being Asian, my people made fried rice
Man 2: I'm pretty sure they didn't dude
Man 1: Well, you're pretty, and wrong
Man 2: What the fuck?
Man 1: I can't wait to go back to Korea
Man 2: Shut up, machomaney
by Machomaney October 31, 2017
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Macromancy

The ability to seemingly work magic within Microsoft Excel.
The things Frank can do in Excel are worrisome. His macromancy has created data manipulations that threaten Economics as we know it.
by nunuhya January 3, 2025
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