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macromancer 

A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.
"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"
macromancer by LibDawg September 12, 2013

Markromancy

When someone predicts the future through an Douchebag-ish comment
"You Just Wait, He's going to come driving down here the moment you fucking leave!"

*Car drives by*

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU!"

"..Dude that's fucking Markromancy."

Micromance 

Micro-Romance
Short term for concentrated short-lived romantic love affair
She had an exciting micromance with her surfing instructor in Hawaii
Micromance by ZoshR October 14, 2016

Macromancer 

A Macromancer is an macroeconomist who makes short term predictions about the economy, ie GDP growth and the stock market in general (while sector specific predictions often involve some degree of industry or subject domain knowledge, hence fall outside the realm of macromancy). Note, individuals without PhDs cannot be called macromancers. They must instead be referred to as acolytes of macromancy.
Bob: Are you still all in on equities? The economist on TV last night said we are on the verge of another recession from the trade war!
Frank: Don’t mind him. He’s just a macromancer. Stay the course and keep investing!
Macromancer by Alexblablabla October 10, 2018

McRomance 

The relationship between two people in the fastfood chain McDonalds
Joe: " there's this bangin' girl that I work with down at mickey d's and I think I wanna start up a McRomance."
McRomance by Bc189 April 20, 2009

Macromuncher 

Person who takes pleasure in the chewing of Pubic hair.
Dude - I had no idea you were a MacroMuncher!!
Macromuncher by GHR April 23, 2006
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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