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Definitions by Machomaney

machomaney 

A Madagascarian term used to describe an individual extremely proud to be a particular race.
Man 1: Man I love being Asian, my people made fried rice
Man 2: I'm pretty sure they didn't dude
Man 1: Well, you're pretty, and wrong
Man 2: What the fuck?
Man 1: I can't wait to go back to Korea
Man 2: Shut up, machomaney
machomaney by Machomaney October 31, 2017

Black Stasis 

Black Stasis is when an African American individual has gone beyond their limits through training/anger/exceeding awesomeness/being rich. An individual undergoing Black Stasis yields a 60X increase in power with each level, there being 5 levels. Ose is the first to reach all 5. Anyone with enough power can undergo Black Stasis with sufficient emotional need (usually the pain of being called white or being roasted in general).
Call me white one more time and I'll Black Stasis and drop you fools
Black Stasis by Machomaney October 31, 2017

Orkunting 

A state of extreme anger to which one loses the ability to speak ones language and can only communicate through violence or whatever Donald Duck does
Stop Orkunting dude, chill
Orkunting by Machomaney October 31, 2017
Loosely translates to Blackest Man Alive tend to have numerous genitalia, Human Hershey Bars below their pectorals, BBC's and diamonds for teeth. They are very successful at obtaining digits rehardless of their sexual orientation.
Ladies, getting yourself an Ose is like polygamy, but it's not
Ose by Machomaney October 31, 2017
A term used to describe the blackest man alive, it is often used in a positive connotation, used in describing someone with three male genitalia, dark skin, an eight pack, large biceps, and a handsome face as the blackest man alive or an 'OG' this individual is often known for his excellence with women or men, depending on his/her interests
Man 1: Now that guy is an Ose
Man 2: don't make me hit you
Ose by Machomaney June 14, 2016