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RALPH MACCHIO IS A VERY HOT ACTOR AND ALL THE IMMATURE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ONLY HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG IN THE 80s AND 90s BUT HE IS STILL HOT, ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK 58 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT
1)HES STILL BEAUTIFUL

2)HE LOOKS 38.
IF YOU DONT THINK 38 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT RALPH IS STILL OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SO DONT SAY YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY HE CURRENTLY LOOKS YOU IMMATURE STUPIDS
It’s that guy who was and still is very beautiful and hot, Ralph Macchio.
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by Rob Lowe is beautiful November 20, 2019
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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The Hottest guy to ever exist. Mostly more attractive in the 80s and 90s.
Wow that guy is almost hotter than Ralph Macchio.
by Evdonfbwunw August 15, 2017
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The hottest heartthrob of the 80’s. Literally the most genuine personality and a super adorable face. Really funny and a perfect man.
Have you seen Ralph Macchio? He’s perfection.
by cxxmk June 03, 2020
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A really hot individual that's actually 58 but looks 30. Attractive Italian man present in the 80s-90s. Most people would've crushed on him at some point.

Ultimately, someone that 'takes your breath away'. Also really sweet in real life.
"Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid."
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by jenny macchio September 16, 2020
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The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.
Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"
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by Choochie Man November 23, 2020
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Probably the most difficult to achieve of the violent sexual acts, ala, Donkey Punch, etc. You begin by receiving oral sex while holding the one legged pose made famous by the 80's film, The Karate Kid. As you reach climax, unleash the Kick, catching your girl square in the stomach. This should make her clamp down hard on your johnson, while simultaneously loosing control of the rest of her muscular functions. As she drops to the ground and curls herself into the fetal position, follow her down maintaining placement of your member in her mouth (like I said, it's tricky). Only when she begins gagging for air and you have blown your wad should you withdraw. More than likely, she will then proceed to puke or "ralph" as you stand over her feeling very macho. Added points if you wear a head band or have an elderly Asian man witness the exhibition.
I gave your mom a Ralph Macchio last night and now she's taking Karate lessons so she can kick my ass.
by Daniel Larusso March 26, 2008
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