m.a.n. 

The acronym MAN is derived from marines, army, navy. Defining the select few from monmouth country New Jersey who have at least had serious discussions with their parents about joining the marines, army, or the navy. Requirements for a MAN include not having a sister living in your house, must chew tobacco, wear flannels, say whatever you want at the dinner table, work out at NRG fitness, must drive a truck, and your dog must be your best friend(a dog is a MANS best friend). Although the spotting of a MAN is common for some, it is uncommon to spot a MAN outside of NRG fitness. A MAN might not be conscious of everyday trials and tribulations because their minds are focused calorie, protein, and creatine intake. Only the fittest of the MANS will survive is the slogan they live by.

Who is a MAN’s favorite football player?
Peyton MANning!

What do you call a M.A.N. with two legs and two arms?
A MAN!

What do you call an angry MAN?
A MAD MAN!

What is a MAN’s favorite sandwich?
A MANwich!

What do you call a MAN deprived of protein?
A pencil neck MAN!

What is a MAN’s favorite beer?
MAN CANS!

What is a MAN’s favorite under water beast?
A MANatee !

Who is a MANS favorite boxer?
George ForeMAN !!

Who is a MANS favorite female celebrity?
MANdy Moore!

What is a MANS favorite college?
MANhattan College!

What is the most prestigious construction position for a MAN?
A MANager!

Who is a MANS favorite singer?
Barry MANalow!

MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

m.a.n. by M DOUBLE YU February 3, 2009

M.A.N.S (Middle Aged Nazi Syndrome) 

When someone worked in a job for ages and is in a powerful postion ish and is a moron

My Boss Mr Reid has got M.A.N.S badly the fuck wit

M.A.N.S (Middle Aged Nazi Syndrome) by Rand January 12, 2004

M A N T H O T 

Loves Asian food and anime is also closely related to Ronald McDonald and will cheat on you 100% would definitely throw in garbage 10/10 don't even hang out with them (not meant as an offensive way to call an Asian)

Dude that M A N T H O T loves anime and Asian food go steal hos bread

M A N T H O T by KikMehSIS January 12, 2019

M.A.N. Sauce 

M. A. N.

Mayonnaise and nothing.

Typically used on sandwiches

"I 'd like a ton of m.a.n. sauce on my burger."

M.A.N. Sauce by Meddo June 4, 2018

The M.A.N.

The M.A.N., or Masculine Acknowledgement Nod, is a gesture performed predominately between males and involves a quick, upward nod intended to show recognition of a fellow dude. While the M.A.N. is most often exchanged between friends or acquaintances, it can also be used on random passersby.

While at the local hardware store, Jim noticed the maintenance guy from his apartment building checking out the pipe wrenches and instinctively gave him the M.A.N., which was quickly reciprocated.

The M.A.N. by BallPeen May 12, 2013

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

D I N O H U M A N

btw idk lol

D I N O H U M A N L O L

D I N O H U M A N by miata real October 28, 2020