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a shortened version of I am leaving
i can't be arsed with your fucking bullshit any more you half witted slag of an excuse to be called human. moff
M'off by george January 2, 2004
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I'm off work 

The thing SherryDavis says every day in the #irl channel when he's off work. He will send this message every single day he has work without fail. If there is ever NOT an "I'm off work" message, assume SherryDavis is dead, or worse, still at work.
SherryDavis: I'm off work
Reactions: :win:
I'm off work by GDL Dictionary April 8, 2022

I'm off like a Jewish foreskin 

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"
"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

i'm off to bed 

It's used when you want to say it's your bedtime, that you are going to sleep now.
WOW! It's half past three! I gotta work tomorrow. I'm off to bed now, you guys!

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby 

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.
Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

I'm off the skag

No longer doing that which is not good and a disruption to my normal life.
I'm off the skag and back to work and boy does it feel good!
I'm off the skag by Meu February 22, 2015

Dude I'm off tomorrow 

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.
Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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