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I'm off work
The thing SherryDavis says every day in the #irl channel when he's off work. He will send this message every single day he has work without fail. If there is ever NOT an "I'm off work" message, assume SherryDavis is dead, or worse, still at work.
I'm off work by GDL Dictionary April 8, 2022
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Dude I'm off tomorrow
Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations
1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.
2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.
3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.
1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.
2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.
3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.
Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.
Dude I'm off tomorrow by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009
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