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Stands For Lauqh Your Fuckinq Dick Off.
Girl; Lmfdo
Boy;You Dont Have A Dick
Girl;Okay, Lyfdo
lyfdo by SuperFreak xD September 15, 2010
Words you can keep

Lyndonna 

That girl is so beautiful... she look like her named should be Lyndonna.
Lyndonna by bkrobot2009 February 28, 2009
Laugh my fucking dick off.
Used in really any case where your friend or enemy or pet turtle texts you something funny.

Should not be used in cases where the person will blackmail you for laughing at what they said. Shown in example #2.
1)While texting:

Person 1: "Damn she looks mad ratchet"
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Dude you're hilarious, that's so true though..."

2)

Person 1: "She looks like she gained some weight, poor girl. I heard she caught herpes too, shortly after her mother was killed in that car accident yesterday."
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Sucks to suck."
Person 1: "You're an asshole! We're no longer friends! I'm telling the whole school about how you're an ass-licking mother fucking gay rhino-raping fat piece of vanilla flavored shit in a dumpster full of fat rats drinking kool-aid riding unicycles while singing random justin bieber songs.... No nipple having bitch!!!"
Lmfdo by Little Bit of Luck January 8, 2013
Has a big heart for the ladies and a big dick and, big muscles and and the ladies love him and can't keep their hands off him he is a nice man to them
Lyndon gets all the ladies
Lyndon by Djfjfjdjfgj May 20, 2018

Lyndon State College 

A small college in a small vermont town commonly know as lyndonville. In the winter, Lyndon State College is home to the famous Ice Penis fountain. Despite the rules that limit such activity, students can always be found having partied the night away. Hungover skiing is a popular sport durring winter months, but dont worry when the weather is warmer you can always take a midnight dip in the pond which is home to questionable creatures.
they sure have fun at lyndon state college
Lyndon State College by catmz February 3, 2008
Full of energy. Love attention and loves being around loved ones. Your name of Lydon creates a quick, clever mind capable of grasping and assimilating new ideas.

You are rather studious, mentally challenging each new idea before accepting it.

Because you learn so quickly you have little patience with those whose mental processes are somewhat slower, and you could become somewhat "know it all" in your attitude.
Lydon is darling boy, but I can't keep up with him, he has soo much energy.
Lydon by anonymous December 23, 2020
That nerdy greasy beast who sits behind you in science. With long hair glowing in the vibrant sunlight and biceps so firm, you just want to straddle him right in front of the whole class.

A Lyndon can also refer to a shy innocent orphan with a high potential to get laid.
Girl: omg that guy is such a Lyndon!
Teacher: I know (licky licky)
Girl: eww!
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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