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Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps
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Lekku Lumps 

Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku

Only a true nerd will get this

All twileks are attractive
She has Lekku lumps

Manson lamps 

Noun, meaning crazy look or stare. In reference to Charles Manson. Used on The Sopranos (tv show).
Tony Soprano (to Richie): Quit giving me those Manson lamps.
Manson lamps by NLS November 5, 2005

Both lumps

"did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, left her with a face like a plasterer's radio"
Both lumps by Da Real JZ February 21, 2009

amber lamps 

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital
Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!
amber lamps by Featherlight910 February 16, 2010

Soggy Lampshade 

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.
Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!