lampsexual
lampsexual by Lamplover27 June 23, 2018
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Lampsexual
Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.
Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.
Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.
Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.
Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.
Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.
A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.
V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.
V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
Lampsexual by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022
Related Words
lampsexual • lamesexual • Larpsexual • Llamasexual • Lanasexual • lanisexual • Liamsexual • vampsexual • lancsexual • larasexual
lampsexual
lamp·sex·u·al lamp-sek-shoo-uhl
-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting lampsexuality.
2. of, pertaining to, or effing a lamp.
-noun
3. a lampsexual person.
Origin: 2005; LAMP-+SEXUAL
-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting lampsexuality.
2. of, pertaining to, or effing a lamp.
-noun
3. a lampsexual person.
Origin: 2005; LAMP-+SEXUAL
lampsexual by Jolie Ja'Myne August 13, 2007
Lanasexual
Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis
Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012
Lanasexual
LANASEXUAL: a descriptive word for females who identify themselves as straight but have feelings of love and/or attraction toward actress Lana Parrilla.
"A friend asked me if I was straight or bi, and I replied NEITHER. I'm LanaSexual."
"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"
"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."
"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"
"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."
Lanasexual by HenrySwanMills May 26, 2014
Llamasexual
Llamasexual by LlamasBitch March 10, 2015
Lumosexual
1: A person is sexualy attached to light fixtures,
Or proforms intercourse with light bulbs.
2: Popular among freshmen football boys named ben.
Or proforms intercourse with light bulbs.
2: Popular among freshmen football boys named ben.
Lumosexual by BenIsBigGay October 18, 2019
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